PATHAN FUNNY SMS

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

"Humans r Soluble in water"


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college ki ladki se bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya....
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....
use pakad kar bahar pheka aurbola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le..


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SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)


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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Pathan ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal ker Apnay Master ko çall kerta Hy..

"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay §y ßola..

Tum kon ßaat ker Rahay Hou?

ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat ker Rahay Hain..


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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi


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pathan ki 2 beveyan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay
or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?


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1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi
nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha
tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs
aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,
log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,
to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli hai ye lahor ki seet hai.


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Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tayere oper utha
tu pathn pilot ko marny laga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon
or tum one wheeling kr rhy ho

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